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April 9, 2018
Boss: Our project can only succeed if each of us gives 110 percent. Voice 1: I’m off next week. Voice 2: I have surgery on Monday. Voice 3: I gave my two-week notice a week ago. Boss: Okay, can I get a 50 percent effort from any of you? Wally: I can only give you...
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Dilbert: The network has been down all morning, but we found the problem. Some idiot unplugged the server so he could charge his phone. So, that problem has been solved. Boss: Great. Now can you help me find my lost phone? Source: Unplugged Server – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2018-03-22 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
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